I need to talk to you about your grades, they are slipping badly. According to these papers you are failing three classes. This can't happen. Don't make me call your father! I think I know what the problem is; it's girls. You're distracted because you're coming into your own and becoming a man. The testosterone is flowing and although that gives you a hightened libido, and more energy, it also causes you to be distracted. So, this is what I will do, I will help you with your situation. As your mother, it is my job to see to it you are passing school, so I will help you out, but you have to promise me you won't tell anyone, and that you will study harder and bring your grades up.
You love my tits I can tell. So this will be your reward for trying harder in school, and it shouldn't be too hard now that I'm helping you release all that testosterone.